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www.FuckingTech.com Exists for you to send your bad experiences with fucking technology. Just vent. Blast that fucking tech. |
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| Chicken or Fish now provides NAMBLA members an alternative to young boys. Chicken or Fish, with our brand new match-up service, will gladly match-up NAMBLA members with midgets seeking to suck tall man cock. We know, we know! NAMBLA members are already fucking freaking out over this service! It's amazing!
You may be asking yourselves what is NAMBLA. NAMBLA stands for North American Man/Boy Love Association. Nambla is composed of adult men who want to change the laws so that adult men and underage children can have consenting sex together.
Chicken or Fish now offers an alternative service with different advantages for NAMBLA members. Chicken or Fish will match you up with midgets as a smarter alternative to having sex with children.
Here are some advantages for NAMBLA members:
-Adult midgets are totally legal. No litigation or getting your teeth rammed in by obtuse parents who do not understand loving sex between an adult man and a boy.
-Midgets are approximately the same size as children. You can indulge in your fantasy all the while feeling totally comfortable and at home cuddling your own midget.
-If you enjoy having a child's pudgy hands all over your cock, midgets are just as good.
-Enjoying an underdevelopped cock in your ass is just a phone call away to the Chicken or Fish NAMBLA match-up service. Midget cock is the same size as child cock. At least we think it is. We wouldn't know. We just match you up with a midget, we don't test him out for you beforehand.
-Midgets are much more experienced at sex than a child. Just imagine the fun and cooky shit you'll get off on with a midget, that a child just doesn't understand.
-After sex you can have a stimulating intellectual conversation with an adult midget, if your brain is up to it. Actually we are not sure if having an intelligent discussion is something that NAMBLA members can rise up to, so we provide an option for you on this. If your brain is not up to intelligent conversation, we can also provide retarded midgets for you. (Please specify when calling)
NAMBLA members, all these advantages can be yours totally legally! No more need to change the laws!
If you can find a midget elsewhere for cheaper than the Chicken or Fish service, then, fuck him. |
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Everybody on the road are a fucking public menace. They drive their cars as if they were in a car race and they are going to win a million bucks. They are always trying to go faster than everybody else. They are always sneaking into any little open space that will let them move ahead even if they are stuck in a traffic jam. Then they notice that they have gained..... no time at all and they are wearing ou their cars with swift, rapid driving, wasting gas, getting frustrated for nothing, and just burning their useless brain cells.
I think that having the F1 races in Montreal is a bad influence on the locals. All they do on the road now is drive like fucking retards, racing to win a prize that is not there.
The commercials on TV are guilty as well. They are always presenting all these shitty cars that are super ultra powerful and a fucking shitload of thrills to drive. Then everybody that buys these shitty cars think they are so hot and go racing on the streets and terrorize the land. |
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| I just look with Google Earth in Iraq. No WMDs.
(Please Karl, don't denounce my secret agent wife!) |
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I'm in Montreal. Why the fuck do I see a shitload of morons parading around the city with shirts incribed "I love New York"? Hey assholes, you're in Montreal now. Fuck New York.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't think that we see enough of New York in the movies and on TV that you need to come and parade your pathetic "I love New York" ass in Montreal? How about you get yourself an "I love Montreal" shirt instead since you are in MONTREAL and you obviously like it since you're here?
I think I'll print myself a shirt "I love to punch people in 'I love New York' shirts" and wear it everytime I go downtown and scare the New York out of them. (Note that you can replace "New York" with "shit" in the previous sentence.)
Hey assholes, stop shoving your New Yorky New York shirts in my face. (Note that "New Yorky" in the previous sentence can be replaced with "shitty".) I'll punch you all.
And all you people with FBI and CIA shirts can shut the fuck up also. It's very sad that you fakes want to pretend that you are so hot by associating yourselfs with organizations that are so inept and corrupt that they are the ones helping the government fuck you over and take your liberties away. Fucking Losers.
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June 3-5th 2005
www.ati-revolution.org
This was a hot one people!! Really, it was hot as hell in that gymnasium. It felt like the Hell level in Doom3. 560 gamers along with their PCs will heat up a place pretty fast. It was another kind of ATI Meltdown.
After the ATI Meltdown we now have the ATI Revolution, which came back to kick good ass. Aside from a little MS Blaster and outstanding heat, everything went very well. Somehow my XP does not like to switch from a static IP to DHCP and the network stack gets corrupted. That is just so stupid. I have to re-install/repair my XP at every LAN, piece of garbage.
We met some nice people, the TeliPhone representative that all the guys were drooling over, and the official Bawls girl for the event who was very very cool. We came to realize the ATI guy was the "everything guy" who started a lot of things that we now know of. Funy guy too with his liquid-dunked-cooled PC.
There was a couple of keyboard smashings and one PC smashing with a sledge hammer. If only I had a spare MAC at that moment...
One guy as a refrigerated PC with a special Bawls bottle holder/cooler. Would have been nice to use it as a personal air conditioner also.
Once again, Creative Technology were superstars with their famous 12 hour scavenger hunt to win a big ass surround system and a few Audigy 2 ZS sound cards.
See the ATI-Revolution pictures right here
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Dan:
In the expansion pack
you will find new characters such as Stewie Griffin as "Plunder
Wonder" the imaginary flesh-eating pus-bloating dead-grandmother-fucker
plush bear; Jennifer Garner as "Cunttess Party-crasher" the
megalomaniacal chinese whore in continuous search for party-invading
heavily-bearded Checko-Romanian cunts;
Dan:
and Richard Simmons
as "Gaylord Fukker" the obviously gay mattress retailer who'se single
life goal is to fuck every indoor-hockey YMCA midgets
Pat:
Play the on-line version where
you can clash against other players on the internet. Duel against the king of
lies under the cover of manipulated media organisations and support by jew
landlords. Choose you destiny between corruption and conformity. Featuring
stars as on-line players like George W Bush Ariel Sharon Tony Blair and of
course Condoleeza Rice.
Dan:
Target-audience's
main concern: "when I buy a game I want to be drawn into an imaginary
world, not play what I see every day"
Dan:
I want to live in a
world where a daisy-cutter is a cute country girl with the habit of
circumcising her partners with her teeth...
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