I want to show you this quite interesting specimen, and the specimen that owns/drives this fake piece of crap. I present to you the Ferraramaro F-40, fully Camaro wanting to be a Ferrari F-40.

Now, what is surreal about this car is that someone actually paid to modify their crappy Camaro to make it look like an F-40 that was restored from a previous ramming into a wall. With the money used on this modification this guy could have made his Camaro really nice. It was just easier to fuck it up big time with a Ferrari F-40 kir for Camaros.

A lot of people put stickers on their mirrors and goes to show how bad a fashion sense these people really have. It's like that the more Ferrari stickers you have on your car, the more it is supposed to be a Ferrari.

I wonder if the guy saw me taking the picture of his shitmobile. I'm sure that if he did see me that he thinks that I think it's a real Ferrari and that's why I was taking the picture. I'm pretty sure he wasn't expecting to see his car on the web with comments showing how shitty it is.

I invite you to good look on the web for some real pictures of a Ferrari F-40 so you can rest your eyes and restore your visual comfort. Let's try the original Ferrari site (Ferrari F-40). Ahh.. yes... feels much better now.

This is a black Mazda Miata with a fucking huge wing in the back for I don't know what fucking purpose other than to modify the car so it can fly. I guess it's true what they said in the 1950's, that in the year 2000 we would have cars than can fly.

Go outside and find a Mazda Miata parked somewhere and look at the size of this car. This car is small. The wing that is on there looks disproportionately humongously ridiculous. Look at it! It's looks like a giant car-mounted car-killing switchblade that you would see in a Mad Max movie!

Does a Miata even have enough engine power to pull through the wind drag produced by this monster blade? Mazda Miata is considered a sports car, but I think this guy thought he was a Porsche or something. You should have seen this guy, he was Asian with cool mirror glasses and a hot black suit. He looked much better than his car, anyways. I wonder how ridiculously retarded his car looks with the top down and this wing sticking up in the back. That's gotta be fucking hilarious.

Isn't your rear view on a car supposed to be unobstructed? How the fuck can you see when you're looking through a 727 tail wing in the back of your car?

I took a picture today of some Lame-Boy's blue Neon with a stupid rear spoiler. Oh boy.

Many of you are familiar with Rice-Boys, people who take low-cost Japanese cars that are not supposed to go fast, and they add parts in the attempt to actually make it fast, or just look fast.

Today I will explain a sub-class of the Rice-Boys, and they are called the Lame-Boys, also know as Rice-Boy-Wannabees.

This guy could have had a chance to have a Dodge that was imported from Mitsubishi... then it wouldn't have been so bad and he would have been an actual Rice-Boy with an actual Japanese car, but instead he is but a low Lame-Boy since Neon's are built in America.

If you are the dipshit that owns this car and you are reading this:    Bouahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! You suck!!!

What goes on in a Lame-Boy's wannnabe brain: "I have a blue Chrysler Neon because I'm a such a cheap ass that I can't afford a better car. I have an extra 200$ I can use on my pay next week. I wonder what I can do with it. Hmm... I got it! I can put a rear spoiler on my Chrysler Neon and make it look like a sports car so people think that I'm hot, because I DO have a self esteem problem after all, or else I wouldn't do this kind of lame shit! Yeah! That's what I'll do! Good books are worthless anyways! I'll add some useless shit to my lame car!"

A rear spoiler on a car is actually used to push the car down so the car gets heavier on the asphalt as the car goes faster and faster, so it has enough tire grip as to not slip off the road in tight curses while at high speed. In case you haven't noticed, the production cars you buy at your local car dealer do not come with a rear spoiler because these cars do not go fast enough for them to need a spoiler to give them enough control to take on race track curves at high speed, because they don't go on race tracks. If you buy a production car that has a rear spoiler, I doubt it's actually made to function as a real rear spoiler because the extra grip it would give reduces your gas efficiency since that extra push down produces extra wind drag. In the city, a rear spoiler is useless because you don't go fast enough. When you use your car on the highway you don't need a spoiler to have extra grip because the highway goes straight, and on long drives you would just waste more gas from the extra wind drag.

Now. You have a Chrysler Neon that is not designed for high speed or any high speed cornering. If you add a spoiler, you will probably do some street racing, but if you do it with a neon, I imagine you're gonna lose, which makes it even more pointless, and you even more brainless.

And if you actually paid more than 200$ for a useless piece of shit of an add-on for your Neon, you really are a Lame-Boy with a lame brain. If you paid more than 200$, you got screwed and deserve to be screwed. You also deserve to be ridiculed on a web site like ours that laughs at dipshits like you.

I don't know how I missed the front of the car when I took the picture. I suck. Just bring me some cock I guess.  :)