The bands that played:

-Mudvayne, we missed it because of the fucking line-up to get in.
-Deftones, we missed it because of the fucking line-up to get in.
-Linkin Park, we missed a couple of songs because of the fucking line-up to get in. Played for an hour.
-Limp Bizkit, which was too short because they played only one hour.
-Metallica, that kicked-ass for 2 hours.

They nailed it when they called it "Summer Sanitarium" because it was simply fucking nuts waiting in line for 2 hours and waiting forever to get out of there. The damned metro station was jammed, so we walked back to Montreal on the bridge. From 3 to 5 we were in a line-up that spanned over a kilometer. We had a nice slow 2 hour walk and missed 2 bands. Let's just say that event organization went out the fucking window.

Metallica performed 2 encores and when they played One there was a shitload of fireworks and it was pretty hot. All in all it was pretty tame, the people were there to enjoy the show, not act like fucking savages and act like retards by trashing the place. For the assholes who trash show areas and equipment, go get yourselves shot by your redneck uncles or something. All we had was a flaming trashcan, which was fine and reasonable.

It cost us 60$ of food: 4$ for 2 small bottles water, 8$ for 2 ice cream sticks, and we were only in the line-up to get in. Once inside, 16$ for 4 hot-dogs, 15$ for 4 large soft-drinks, 16$ for 4 beers. It cost 60$ of food for 2 people, which is a total fucking rip-off and next time I'm bringing a fucking water backpack, maybe filled with beer. I can't believe people do not get pissed off enough to not buy from those sharks.

The food distribution was absolutely horrendous, the organisers should be shot. First of all they don't let us come in with any bottles, plastic, metal or glass, then they don't have the means to distribute the food and the beer to everyone. It took one fucking hour to get the beer. The line-up was stupid. The organisers were stupid. They stopped serving beer at 9, which was fucking retarded to have 2 hours of Metallica without beer. I don't give a fuck if James is a recovering alcoholic and shit, but I'm not, so give me the fucking beer. At the Limp Bizkit show in october 2000, no beer at the Molson Center either. Think about it. The Molson Center, Molson being a beer company, and no fucking beer in the MOLSON Center!

My buddies at www.SmokingThis.com have Pictures of Metallica Summer Sanitarium.

At the Metallica Summer Sanitarium they served that disgusting Molson Dry. Waiting in line one hour for that crap was not worth it. Molson Dry is pure shit and they should have alternatives in beer in these concerts.

Metallica we love you, except for you cry-baby attitude about MP3s.

And you, the concert organisers, FUCK YOU, you guys are fucking fired. We'll get someone else to organise that shit, and fuck you again.

It is absolutely amazing what the women will wear in the outslutting dressing contest I call summer. It has begun and I have my camera and all my friends with me. We have the jigglies, the rocks, the mountains, the beauties, the disgusting, the assless and the magnificent black booty... they are all here again for our pleasure, enjoyment and nightly masturbation inspiration.

As I enjoy the summer heat again and walk without my winter coat, I realize it's Tits and Ass festival season again! Yiiiiiihah!

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And it hurts the ears when you have the majority of the crowd being women all screaming really loud... ow. I think the sound was too loud, something was not right in the high frequencies because it was really annoying sometimes. Sound levels were not right, we could hear the music more than Shakira's voice most of the time. Maybe it had something to do with where I was seated, but even then, something was wrong.

There was a video sequence that presented Bush and Saddam playing a chess game, while they were the string puppets of Death. The depiction was interesting.

I thought it was different that Shakira was bear foot. No shoes or anything! Bear feet, just like in her video! I can imagine some of you foot fetish freaks would enjoy licking the blackness off her underfoot once the show was finished.

Now.... the ass. This is the part all the guys just want to know about. I can assure you that is was right there with Shakira. It was shaking like crazy, enough to strap a sealed container to it to make a milk shake. Yummy... and I mean the shake. Hmm...right.