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www.FuckingTech.com Exists for you to send your bad experiences with fucking technology. Just vent. Blast that fucking tech. |
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June 3-5th 2005
www.ati-revolution.org
This was a hot one people!! Really, it was hot as hell in that gymnasium. It felt like the Hell level in Doom3. 560 gamers along with their PCs will heat up a place pretty fast. It was another kind of ATI Meltdown.
After the ATI Meltdown we now have the ATI Revolution, which came back to kick good ass. Aside from a little MS Blaster and outstanding heat, everything went very well. Somehow my XP does not like to switch from a static IP to DHCP and the network stack gets corrupted. That is just so stupid. I have to re-install/repair my XP at every LAN, piece of garbage.
We met some nice people, the TeliPhone representative that all the guys were drooling over, and the official Bawls girl for the event who was very very cool. We came to realize the ATI guy was the "everything guy" who started a lot of things that we now know of. Funy guy too with his liquid-dunked-cooled PC.
There was a couple of keyboard smashings and one PC smashing with a sledge hammer. If only I had a spare MAC at that moment...
One guy as a refrigerated PC with a special Bawls bottle holder/cooler. Would have been nice to use it as a personal air conditioner also.
Once again, Creative Technology were superstars with their famous 12 hour scavenger hunt to win a big ass surround system and a few Audigy 2 ZS sound cards.
See the ATI-Revolution pictures right here
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Dan:
In the expansion pack
you will find new characters such as Stewie Griffin as "Plunder
Wonder" the imaginary flesh-eating pus-bloating dead-grandmother-fucker
plush bear; Jennifer Garner as "Cunttess Party-crasher" the
megalomaniacal chinese whore in continuous search for party-invading
heavily-bearded Checko-Romanian cunts;
Dan:
and Richard Simmons
as "Gaylord Fukker" the obviously gay mattress retailer who'se single
life goal is to fuck every indoor-hockey YMCA midgets
Pat:
Play the on-line version where
you can clash against other players on the internet. Duel against the king of
lies under the cover of manipulated media organisations and support by jew
landlords. Choose you destiny between corruption and conformity. Featuring
stars as on-line players like George W Bush Ariel Sharon Tony Blair and of
course Condoleeza Rice.
Dan:
Target-audience's
main concern: "when I buy a game I want to be drawn into an imaginary
world, not play what I see every day"
Dan:
I want to live in a
world where a daisy-cutter is a cute country girl with the habit of
circumcising her partners with her teeth...
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To all Virtual World fans, to all who flipped out like retards in the Virtual World cockpits, and who miss the piloting, well your chance to have them back in Montreal is excellent!
I am working on a business plan for a new business and a market study undertaken in different shapes is in progress to gauge the people's interest for the cockpits, and your help is needed to help spread the news over the internet. My goal is to know how many cockpits (between none to 24) we could purchase based on the different studies.
I implore you, please, if you want and if you can, spread this information and sign the petition (poll), it will help me out a bunch.
http://www.petitiononline.com/cockpits/petition.html
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Test Dummy (a.k.a. Drunk Driver)
Also known under the name of Daniel Latulippe ;-) (formerly of Trybal)
P.P.S.: If you are a Virtual World veteran, please pass on the message to the others Virtual World veterans that you know!
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http://www.lqjr.qc.ca
PureLAN 7 happened on November 13th 2004. Super job guys, you have your system working pretty damned good. You have a well oiled event.
Creative had their groovy treasure hunt again, to win awesome sound systems.
PURELAN 7 PICTURES |
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http://www.meltdown.ca/
ATI Meltdown 2004 happened August 13-15th 2004 at the Lower Canada College in N.D.G., Quebec, Canada. Everything was going awesome! Everybody was setup nicely except for a few network connections left to be done, the people were into it, we had a gigabit connection on the game server, my gaming machine was not crapping out with DHCP like it does at every LAN. People gamed for a few hours on Friday night, then at 11:30pm it
started to smell burned, we blew out the power transformer. ATI Meltdown 2004 was cancelled for the week-end and we went back home LANless. We left at 3am while the crane-truck was delivering the new transformer replacement. It would have been awesome if it didn't all blow out on us. It was a REAL meltdown.
ATI Meltdown 2004 pictures
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| http://lan.oisteam.com Here is OIS LAN 1.0, 16-17 july 2004. 16 players going at bit all week-end. Guys....next time get players to pay in advance so they don't cancel when the LAN starts! :) We need more than 5 people playing on the Far Cry
server. Good setup though!
OIS LAN 1.0 Pictures |
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http://www.CompuSmart.com/compusmartlan
CompuSmartLAN 1 pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the first CompuSmartLAN
event and it was pretty cool! The CompuSmartLAN
should get much bigger the next time. This place has
an awesome location although it felt like you were
going to get mugged either getting there or just
before entering that scary door. The entrance didn't
look like it was going anywhere special. We climbed
a few stairs and there it was, like an awesome
underground loft ready for a rave, only it was setup
with tables ready to handle a horde of gamers.
This was our second LAN in a
week, driving down to Toronto only one week-end
after we'd been at the PureLAN6. We were still
tired, but we had lots of Bawls to keep us running
at high speed all week-end. In the van we had an
awesome setup so we could enjoy ourselves for 6
hours on the road. We had a 400watt Eliminator power
converter that we plugged into the cigarette
lighter. On the power converter we plugged in a UPS.
On that UPS we had our wireless router and 3
laptops. That just simply fucking rocked!! We had
our own mobile wireless LAN in the van to share
files and play games. We enjoyed a few games of Red
Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge and had a blast while
travelling.
In our room at the Alexandra
hotel we had an internet connection which was
supplied by an RJ-45 jack. So we plugged in the UPS
again along with the wireless router and once again
we had our own wireless LAN in our hotel room. Our
wireless LAN was not open, it was relatively secure
from outsider unsuspected usage.
We enjoyed Terminator 3 on the
projector screen while stuck in a sofa with some
chips, drank Bawls and had a good time. Downtown
Toronto was OK, we got to eat some Taco Bell which
was special in itself because we had never eaten
Taco Bell before since this restaurant chain does
not exist in Quebec. We really enjoyed the hot dog
stands right there on every sidewalk, a guy in a
small tent just selling huge hot dogs for 4 bucks.
We had beef and spicy Italian sausage and it was so
good it simply rocked, just like my intestines the
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http://www.lqjr.qc.ca/
Here are the pictures from the LQJR PureLAN6!
Guys danced and looked
ridiculous, simply to have a chance to win a DFI
LanParty motherboard. The winner had to win it, he
was as pathetic as his box. You should have seen the
crazy treasure hunt Creative organized, all items
very hard to find such as old crappy games that
nobody plays anymore and would have little chance of
having brought them at all at the LanParty.
Darren from Tom's Hardware was
there and we brought him some poutine so he could
try it out. After talking with him at the LAN ETS
2004 and exchanging stories about weird food we
decided we just had to give him some of our own
weird food. It was from McDonald's, but that's what
was open at that hour.
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http://lan.etsmtl.ca
400 gamers gathered to
compete in Unreal 2003, Warcraft 3, Call of Duty,
America's Army, RavenShield, and yes.... even the
outstandingly outdated, antiquated, buggy engined
and very boring Counter Strike. Guys... Medal of
Honor... Call of Duty, Rainbow Six, all much better
games than Counter Strike. You guys should get out
of the house and discover your world a bit there.
The beer was cheap at
2.50, the prizes were excellent. DFI was there
giving out LanParty motherboards along with Pentium
4 chips graciously provided by Intel. These DFI
LanParty boards have slots that light-up in Ultra
Violet light and even come with a strap kit to
transport your PC and your keyboard.
Optowrite was there handing out DVD burners as
prizes. ATI was there handing out their latest video
cards as prizes also. We actually had gamers dancing
the BadgerBadger dance to win a Radeon 9800 XT.
Hilarious. You can see them in the videos.
The whole event had
televised segments on two television channels, along
with a Call of Duty contest between personalities of
these two television channels.
See the LAN ETS 2004 pictures right here |
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| This
weekend I am going to the ETS LAN party at the ETS
school (École de Technologie Supérieure). I am going
Friday and coming back Sunday before supper. I'm
brining my computer, my screen and all the crap to
make my gaming experience possible. There will be
tournaments but I am not participating in the
tournaments since they are for shitty Counterstrike,
Warcraft 3 with it's lame game interface and Unreal
2003 which I have never played and will start
playing only when I get there. :) I am surprised
there is no Medal of Honor tournament.
Also It will be nice to get away from the woman
and her constant nagging for sex, sex, sex and more
sex. Shit, a guy can only come a limited number of
dozens of times a day. The rest from sex will be
good.
There is everything, 100mbit LAN, powerful
internet connection, a few meals provided in the
price, sleeping area, showers and a bar to get drunk
and play PC games while smashed, which is totally
awesome and comparable to riding the bike drunk.
I'm going there friday evening, I'm going to plug
in my PC and then go get drunk to the point of not
remembering how to plug in the PC anymore, and come
back to play. I'm going to show those underage
gamers how drunk gaming is done.
I am the drunken gaming master. The alcohol is my
strength. The beer is my gaming spinach. The
drunkenness transforms me into a death match
terminator, fragging the weak, the young, the wimps,
the wannabes and all the rest, ripping them to
frag-ments. I become an alcoholic fragoholic game
dominator. I frag people away from their PC into a
frustrating stupor of irrecoverable hopeless
inferiority, twisting their brain into maddening
uselessness, trapped in a hellhole of despair. I
kill all those pussy ass bitches. I will anal frag-rape
you all. When you'll stand up from your chair to cry
back home into mommy's arms like a little school
girl slapped senseless by her pimp master of
darkness, your ass will be stamp branded "Owned by
Botrax" and you will enjoy it by force and call me
your master for the rest of your life like a nice
obedient bitch that I will have submitted you into.
This week-end you will suffer serious ownage.
If I don't drink and game I get whipped. :) When
I drink maybe I get whipped anyways and maybe I see
it otherwise and think I overtake everyone. Hmmm
Who gives a shit anyways, this week-end will
fucking rock! |
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