 I
took a picture today of some Lame-Boy's blue Neon
with a stupid rear spoiler. Oh boy.Many of
you are familiar with Rice-Boys, people who take
low-cost Japanese cars that are not supposed to go
fast, and they add parts in the attempt to actually
make it fast, or just look fast.
Today I will explain a sub-class of the
Rice-Boys, and they are called the Lame-Boys, also
know as Rice-Boy-Wannabees.
This guy could have had a chance to have a Dodge
that was imported from Mitsubishi... then it
wouldn't have been so bad and he would have been an
actual Rice-Boy with an actual Japanese car, but
instead he is but a low Lame-Boy since Neon's are
built in America.
If you are the dipshit that owns this car and you
are reading this:
Bouahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! You suck!!!
What goes on in a Lame-Boy's wannnabe brain: "I
have a blue Chrysler Neon because I'm a such a cheap
ass that I can't afford a better car. I have an
extra 200$ I can use on my pay next week. I wonder
what I can do with it. Hmm... I got it! I can put a
rear spoiler on my Chrysler Neon and make it look
like a sports car so people think that I'm hot,
because I DO have a self esteem problem after all,
or else I wouldn't do this kind of lame shit! Yeah!
That's what I'll do! Good books are worthless
anyways! I'll add some useless shit to my lame car!"
A rear spoiler on a car is actually used to push
the car down so the car gets heavier on the asphalt
as the car goes faster and faster, so it has enough
tire grip as to not slip off the road in tight
curses while at high speed. In case you haven't
noticed, the production cars you buy at your local
car dealer do not come with a rear spoiler because
these cars do not go fast enough for them to need a
spoiler to give them enough control to take on race
track curves at high speed, because they don't go on
race tracks. If you buy a production car that has a
rear spoiler, I doubt it's actually made to function
as a real rear spoiler because the extra grip it
would give reduces your gas efficiency since that
extra push down produces extra wind drag. In the
city, a rear spoiler is useless because you don't go
fast enough. When you use your car on the highway
you don't need a spoiler to have extra grip because
the highway goes straight, and on long drives you
would just waste more gas from the extra wind drag.
Now. You have a Chrysler Neon that is not
designed for high speed or any high speed cornering.
If you add a spoiler, you will probably do some
street racing, but if you do it with a neon, I
imagine you're gonna lose, which makes it even more
pointless, and you even more brainless.
And if you actually paid more than 200$ for a
useless piece of shit of an add-on for your Neon,
you really are a Lame-Boy with a lame brain. If you
paid more than 200$, you got screwed and deserve to
be screwed. You also deserve to be ridiculed on a
web site like ours that laughs at dipshits like you.
I don't know how I missed the front of the car
when I took the picture. I suck. Just bring me some
cock I guess. :) |
I
want to show you this quite interesting specimen,
and the specimen that owns/drives this fake piece of
crap. I present to you the Ferraramaro F-40, fully
Camaro wanting to be a Ferrari F-40.
This
is a black Mazda Miata with a fucking huge wing in
the back for I don't know what fucking purpose other
than to modify the car so it can fly. I guess it's
true what they said in the 1950's, that in the year
2000 we would have cars than can fly.