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Rants: I want to punch you and your ''I love New York'' shirt.
Posted by Botrax on Friday, August 05 @ 00:00:00 EDT (2733 reads)

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I'm in Montreal. Why the fuck do I see a shitload of morons parading around the city with shirts incribed "I love New York"? Hey assholes, you're in Montreal now. Fuck New York.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't think that we see enough of New York in the movies and on TV that you need to come and parade your pathetic "I love New York" ass in Montreal? How about you get yourself an "I love Montreal" shirt instead since you are in MONTREAL and you obviously like it since you're here?

I think I'll print myself a shirt "I love to punch people in 'I love New York' shirts" and wear it everytime I go downtown and scare the New York out of them. (Note that you can replace "New York" with "shit" in the previous sentence.)

Hey assholes, stop shoving your New Yorky New York shirts in my face. (Note that "New Yorky" in the previous sentence can be replaced with "shitty".) I'll punch you all.

And all you people with FBI and CIA shirts can shut the fuck up also. It's very sad that you fakes want to pretend that you are so hot by associating yourselfs with organizations that are so inept and corrupt that they are the ones helping the government fuck you over and take your liberties away. Fucking Losers.

Rants: This holiday season, give the gift of poison: Molson Dry
Posted by Botrax on Wednesday, December 03 @ 16:12:45 EST (2837 reads)

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Molson Dry is some fucking shit poison. Don't drink this fucking shitThis holiday season, for the people you hate, give them the gift of Molson Dry, that awful wretched elephant poison. Click on the picture to see who I send my gift of poison this year.

I have drunk light beers and heavy beers and I can withstand them all without a hang-over the next morning after having drunk a good quantity. I have noticed that when drinking Molson Dry, I'm always fucked up solid the next morning. This beer is not that strong and I can handle 10% beers without problem, not getting sick the next morning. For me to get sick on this medium strength beer, there has to be some fucking poison in this and I warn you all not to drink this vile shit.

What pisses me off is that Molson Dry was the beer provider at the Metallica Summer Sanitarium, if we can call that serving beer when you have to wait for a fucking hour to get some vile shit Molson Dry. Waiting 1 hours to get poisoned.. what the fuck were we thinking? We should have multiple choices of beer at a concert, people would enjoy it more and next time they would get more outlets of the most popular beer. Just makes sense to go with the crowd especially when you pay 90$ to go see the show. You'd think that you were financing the price of the beer but you discover otherwise when each poison cup costs 4$.

Molson Dry is made of fucking industrial poison chemicals and I encourage people to buy something else if they want to drink and remain healthy.

Rants: Discovery channel's ''The most extreme'' bullshit marketing
Posted by Botrax on Tuesday, July 08 @ 14:12:21 EDT (3300 reads)

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I was watching the discovery channel while playing around in the game server's hardware (which is unchanged, the new hardware wasn't working very good). Discovery had the Animal Planet presenting several shows one after the other called "The most extreme" about the most extreme animals. Not animals or extreme animals, but the MOST extreme animals. I didn't rip off this rant idea from Maddox, I was really pissed off by Discovery's lame marketing simply to get lame-brains to watch their show when they normally wouldn't, and I'm tired of all this "Extreme" all over and over and over in the media. These marketing retards think everything has to be extreme or they think it's not worth it. Fucking idiots. Just show me what you have to show without that nonsense bullshit "Extreme" retard marketing. What was even more pathetic was the narrator's stupid attempts to play with words to put in the word "extreme" whenever he could in places that could have done without it. it's like everything these days is trying to lower people's intelligence.

Notice also that when you see something "Extreme", it is very likely that you will see the word written with the focus on the "X" being bigger than the rest of the word, like this :  "eXtreme". As if it was fucking cool or original when it's only retarded.

Extreme sports kind of lead the way to all this bullshit extreme marketing for things that have nothing to do with anything extreme. Now everything non-extreme is using this marketing and it's totally being pissed on. Basically anything that is extreme now is absolute crap. For all you dipshits fucktards out there that use "eXtreme" bullshit marketing you should be fucking fired to let your place to the people who have marketing originality that doesn't piss off the people.

I sent the link to Discovery via the web so they can read my comments and get some feedback on their retarded programming marketing.

Look at all this other bullshit Extreme advertising:

Apple AirPort Extreme
Extreme Ironing
Extreme Bartending This site actually serious, which is pathetic.
California Extreme Coin-op games festival.
IBM Extreme Blue "mega-internship-turned-technology incubator"
Extreme HTML Optimization
Extreme Halloween
Extreme Auto Trading
Simon Extreme Give me a fucking break. This is the Simon game you played when you were a kid. Nothing extreme about it.
Extreme Funny Humour It'd better be fucking extremely hilarious. It's all ripped stuff anyways.
Intel Extreme Graphics
Extreme Croquet Society
Extreme Petroleum Technology

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Rants: Regular shitting
Posted by Botrax on Saturday, May 31 @ 14:08:22 EDT (3146 reads)

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Shitting regular. Commercials that are just regular shits.I do not understand these cereal commercials that promote regularity. They talk about regularity and I have no fucking clue what the fuck they are talking about. This is what censorship does, you get retarded commercials that have a hard time coming through clearly with what they want to say because they can't come out and say "You shitting good Gary? Is your shit the way you should shit it? Is is the right kind of shitty shit? How many times did you shit today Gary? Do you reach a normal shit quota everyday? How is your shit Gary? Do you have your shit together? Answer me before I break your shit.".

Now, I don't even know what "regularity" is supposed to mean in cereal commercials, so I'll assume that "regularity" means that you shit a normal amount of times a day, with that same number of shits being constant throughout the period it is they use to count shits, and that your shit should be the right kind of shitty shit.

What is the importance of being regular? Does it really make a difference if you shit one day at 9am and the next day at 3pm?

What is wrong with being non-regular? Wouldn't being non-regular make you stand out as an individual amongst all these people that shit regular? Do you really want to be just plain regular?

Maybe being regular makes you a regular customer to the toilet, and by consequence a regular customer to the convenience store to get toilet paper.

I think I understand now. Shit!

Rants: Cemetery Ghettos: auto-segregation in death
Posted by Botrax on Monday, April 07 @ 14:02:01 EDT (2531 reads)

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When retards do not mix in societyWhat you are seeing here is a Vietnamese cemetery ghetto. It is a cemetery where an ethnic group has it's own area separate from the bunches of dead people from other ethnic groups. This means that the Vietnamese are buried apart from the rest of the dead.

On first thought it is easy to assume that these people, even in death, are so hypocrite and still refuse to mingle with the rest of the population. We are wiling to accept you in our society but you refuse to mix and create your own ghettos, and these ghettos are shitholes most of the time.

Maybe families want to be buried together, and that's fine, but to create a cemetery ghetto, that goes too far. You can bury your family with the rest of the other people. This is very easy for people to mistake this for an unwillingness to accept North-American society and un-favors your acceptance by your own fault.

By having your own burial area separated from the others, you are auto-segregating yourself and showing that you don't want to integrate yourself into society. You have segregated yourself and have no right to complain if you are left out.

I read also that Jews prefer to bury their dead in Jewish cemeteries, like they are better than everybody else or something. It's just the same dirty dirt like anywhere else.

when you are buried with other people, you are at least giving some variety in the tombstones and ornaments for the people who visit the graveyards, you know, mix it up a little and not walk and find only the same types of tombstones in the same place. You have to make the graveyards entertaining and enjoyable for the visitors.

Fuck man.. cemetery ghettos, when retards never cease to progress.

Rants: Videotron propaganda on ''stealing'' satellite signals
Posted by Botrax on Sunday, December 15 @ 13:49:24 EST (5238 reads)

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Sometimes Videotron really sucks. Étron is a piece of shit, so Vidéoétron is like On the Vox channel there was a group of TV distributors who were all bitching that they are losing money because of Bell Express Vu pirates that steal the satellite signal, and one of those bitching was Videotron.

Now, Videotron is bitching because of satellite signal theft? Okay. Apparently they are losing customers because those customers are leaving Videotron cable to go to pirate Express Vu signals. I don't think Bell is complaining, hey, their competitor is losing customers... they have no reason to complain.

Videotron is urging pirates to turn in their pirate terminals in exchange of 3 free months of digital cable TV, or some deal of the sort, I don't remember the deal exactly. And they want the public to feel bad by telling them that people are losing their jobs, like show producers, writers, actors, TV station personal and all that bullshit, all because of Express Vu pirates.

If you think about it a bit, there is something wrong about all this. Why the fuck is Videotron appealing to the public to stop pirating, instead of going to Bell to find a better system that prevents pirating? Ah ha.

Logically, if you don't want me to use any signals that come into my back yard, make sure I don't have the means to decrypt them. That means, create a system that is not easily cracked such as the Bell Express Vu as it is now. And NO, descrambling satellite signals that you receive at home is not illegal as they want you to think. Their propaganda on this is too much. Don't believe it.

It is easier to compel to the public than to fix the problem at the source isn't it? Much easier to make the public feel like assholes than to admit your technology is bad and having to reinvest to redevelop the shit. Look at StarChoice, their system is almost unhackable and not many people actually manage to pirate their signal. I think my point has been proven.

So fuck you, Videotron, and stop bullshitting us. And fuck all the others that are complaining about satellite signal theft. You would not lose your customers if you improved your damned MPEG compression quality on most of your digital TV channels.

Don't believe the hype. Videotron is playing you. Fuck you Videotron.

Rants: How to send DOC and PPT files with joke images in them (a tutorial)
Posted by Botrax on Thursday, December 05 @ 13:46:00 EST (1572 reads)

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There has been too many people sending mails with Word and PowerPoint documents that contain joke images. People have been plagued by this ignorant practice too long. If you need to send joke images by mail, just attach them to the mail, don't put them in a DOC or a PPT file. But if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO put your joke images in Word or PowerPoint documents with your insignificant comments that we could do without, ChickenOrFish is providing you with a guide for the proper method to send DOC and PPT files that you send with your ie-mails. Please download the following DOC or PPT documents to understand what you missed when you send DOC and PPT files in your mails. But download these documents ONLY if you are a person who sends DOC and PPT files in ie-mails, so the general population does not know secrets of these people who send joke mails.

Tutorial on how to send joke images in DOC files by ie-mail (220k)

Tutorial on how to send joke images in PPT files by ie-mail (209k)

Rants: Christmas songs in November piss me off
Posted by Botrax on Saturday, November 30 @ 13:29:22 EST (1351 reads)

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All you fuckers who play Christmas music on the radio in November are the ones who make life miserable and induce violence. Those fucking Christmas songs are made to play in December you assholes.

It doesn't have to be special events all along the year, sometimes a month can just be a regular month without the fucking happy-go-fuck-yourself bullshit music or marketing. And you can play regular music in December too.

You assholes better take down your Christmas lights this year after Christmas is over or I'll have to rip them off and strangle you with them along with those icicles up your gay ass.

I found a trick that will put an end to this bullshit from you radio broadcasters. Each week I will visit a different radio station and I will give you a Clockwork Orange treatment. When you will be induced to forced vomiting everytime you hear a Christmas song, I will be a hero to myself.

Rants: Ripped-off at the Club Med World
Posted by Botrax on Monday, November 25 @ 13:27:05 EST (1205 reads)

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Saturday night I went downtown to the Club Med World. Admission was 10$ and usually when you charge 10$ it's because there is something special going and so we asked why it was ten bucks to get in that night. We were told that there was bands tonight, it was a variety of things and a Tam Tam group among others. We thought that was pretty cool and paid the 10 bucks each and went in. This was at 11 o'clock or so.

It was announced that in 20 minutes something was starting, called Les Nuits Sauvages, just as we entered. We thought that was fun and we were kinda eager to see what it was. The show came on and we saw some dancers on the stage with a DJ in the back and they danced for 10 minutes.

For the rest of the night, all there was was DJ Boring there, spinning crap that wasn't inspiring me to dance. After a while we go get some drinks for the little gang and I pay for it all, full price.

When we left I went back to see the woman at the reception booth and told her that I was disappointed because she told me that there would be bands, tam tams.... stuff that sounded really cool and all we got was 10 minutes of dancers and a really boring DJ. Then she asks me what time I got in and then she tells me that the good stuff was at 9 or something, and that the entry fee was for a promoter of some kind. Then I told her that she should have told me that when I came in at 11. I also told her that there were more people fooling around the tables than people dancing, which means something is wrong with the music,  and charging 10 bucks entry is supposed to get me drinks for a better price if you're not going to show me anything interesting or gimme a  groove worth shit for my money.

I can go to some places, pay 20 bucks but with the music they play I'm dancing like a fucking animal. And I don't know what "Les Nuits Sauvages" stood for, but I didn't see anything remotely wild in what I experienced that the Club Med World except for the rip-off.

I go see a full 2 hour movie for 10 bucks, not 10 minutes of dancers that practiced in their living room for 2 weeks and a boring DJ. I can practice dancing in my living-room for 2 weeks also... but I'm not going to charge 10 bucks for anyone to see it. For 10 bucks I get a fucking lap-dance, not lame-dance.

Club Med World really missed it. I was misinformed, charged 10 bucks for nothing, charged full price for drinks, for a total of 65$ for 4 people. For 60$ I go see a fucking show at the Bell Center you morons, and this Saturday night I got crappy dancers for 10 minutes and a boring DJ for the rest of the night. I could have asked for a refund on the entrance fee, but I want you guys to keep the money and keep the feeling that you ripped me off. Take a fucking look at what's going on in the club scene. What you have shown me Saturday night was pretty fucking lame while charging me up the ass.

I'll go bring my cash somewhere else where they appreciate their clubbers. Fuck You very much Club Med World.

Rants: ''New Administration!''
Posted by Botrax on Thursday, November 07 @ 13:20:14 EST (1093 reads)

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I see sometimes restaurants or stores that put up BIG signs to indicate they have "New Administration". Who gives a shit? Explain to me the purpose. It's always the same shitty burgers with the same price. Don't tell me you have new administration unless it actually changes something for me. These people are trying to feel self-important or something and they just have to show it off.

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