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I'm in Montreal. Why the fuck do I see a shitload of morons parading around the city with shirts incribed "I love New York"? Hey assholes, you're in Montreal now. Fuck New York.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't think that we see enough of New York in the movies and on TV that you need to come and parade your pathetic "I love New York" ass in Montreal? How about you get yourself an "I love Montreal" shirt instead since you are in MONTREAL and you obviously like it since you're here?
I think I'll print myself a shirt "I love to punch people in 'I love New York' shirts" and wear it everytime I go downtown and scare the New York out of them. (Note that you can replace "New York" with "shit" in the previous sentence.)
Hey assholes, stop shoving your New Yorky New York shirts in my face. (Note that "New Yorky" in the previous sentence can be replaced with "shitty".) I'll punch you all.
And all you people with FBI and CIA shirts can shut the fuck up also. It's very sad that you fakes want to pretend that you are so hot by associating yourselfs with organizations that are so inept and corrupt that they are the ones helping the government fuck you over and take your liberties away. Fucking Losers.
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This holiday
season, for the people you hate, give them the gift of
Molson Dry, that awful wretched elephant poison. Click on
the picture to see who I send my gift of poison this year.
I have drunk light beers and heavy beers and I can withstand
them all without a hang-over the next morning after having
drunk a good quantity. I have noticed that when drinking
Molson Dry, I'm always fucked up solid the next morning.
This beer is not that strong and I can handle 10% beers
without problem, not getting sick the next morning. For me
to get sick on this medium strength beer, there has to be
some fucking poison in this and I warn you all not to drink
this vile shit.
What pisses me off is that Molson Dry was the beer
provider at the Metallica Summer Sanitarium, if we can call
that serving beer when you have to wait for a fucking hour
to get some vile shit Molson Dry. Waiting 1 hours to get
poisoned.. what the fuck were we thinking? We should have
multiple choices of beer at a concert, people would enjoy it
more and next time they would get more outlets of the most
popular beer. Just makes sense to go with the crowd
especially when you pay 90$ to go see the show. You'd think
that you were financing the price of the beer but you
discover otherwise when each poison cup costs 4$.
Molson Dry is made of fucking industrial poison chemicals
and I encourage people to buy something else if they want to
drink and remain healthy. |
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| I was watching the
discovery channel while playing around in the game server's
hardware (which is unchanged, the new hardware wasn't
working very good). Discovery had the Animal Planet
presenting several shows one after the other called "The
most extreme" about the most extreme animals. Not animals or
extreme animals, but the MOST extreme animals. I didn't rip
off this rant idea from
Maddox, I was really pissed off by Discovery's lame
marketing simply to get lame-brains to watch their show when
they normally wouldn't, and I'm tired of all this "Extreme"
all over and over and over in the media. These marketing
retards think everything has to be extreme or they think
it's not worth it. Fucking idiots. Just show me what you
have to show without that nonsense bullshit "Extreme" retard
marketing. What was even more pathetic was the narrator's
stupid attempts to play with words to put in the word
"extreme" whenever he could in places that could have done
without it. it's like everything these days is trying to
lower people's intelligence. Notice also that when
you see something "Extreme", it is very likely that you will
see the word written with the focus on the "X" being bigger
than the rest of the word, like this : "eXtreme". As if it
was fucking cool or original when it's only retarded.
Extreme sports kind of lead the way to all this bullshit
extreme marketing for things that have nothing to do with
anything extreme. Now everything non-extreme is using this
marketing and it's totally being pissed on. Basically
anything that is extreme now is absolute crap. For all you
dipshits fucktards out there that use "eXtreme" bullshit
marketing you should be fucking fired to let your place to
the people who have marketing originality that doesn't piss
off the people.
I sent the link to Discovery via the web so they can read
my comments and get some feedback on their retarded
programming marketing.
Look at all this other bullshit Extreme advertising:
Apple AirPort Extreme
Extreme Ironing
Extreme Bartending
This site actually serious, which is pathetic.
California Extreme
Coin-op games festival.
IBM
Extreme Blue "mega-internship-turned-technology
incubator"
Extreme HTML Optimization
Extreme Halloween
Extreme Auto
Trading
Simon Extreme Give
me a fucking break. This is the Simon game you played when
you were a kid. Nothing extreme about it.
Extreme Funny
Humour It'd better be fucking extremely hilarious. It's
all ripped stuff anyways.
Intel Extreme Graphics
Extreme Croquet
Society
Extreme Petroleum
Technology
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I
do not understand these cereal commercials that promote
regularity. They talk about regularity and I have no fucking
clue what the fuck they are talking about. This is what
censorship does, you get retarded commercials that have a
hard time coming through clearly with what they want to say
because they can't come out and say "You shitting good Gary?
Is your shit the way you should shit it? Is is the right
kind of shitty shit? How many times did you shit today Gary?
Do you reach a normal shit quota everyday? How is your shit
Gary? Do you have your shit together? Answer me before I
break your shit.".Now, I
don't even know what "regularity" is supposed to mean in
cereal commercials, so I'll assume that "regularity" means
that you shit a normal amount of times a day, with that same
number of shits being constant throughout the period it is
they use to count shits, and that your shit should be the
right kind of shitty shit.
What is the importance of being regular? Does it really
make a difference if you shit one day at 9am and the next
day at 3pm?
What is wrong with being non-regular? Wouldn't being
non-regular make you stand out as an individual amongst all
these people that shit regular? Do you really want to be
just plain regular?
Maybe being regular makes you a regular customer to the
toilet, and by consequence a regular customer to the
convenience store to get toilet paper.
I think I understand now. Shit! |
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What
you are seeing here is a Vietnamese cemetery ghetto. It is a
cemetery where an ethnic group has it's own area separate
from the bunches of dead people from other ethnic groups.
This means that the Vietnamese are buried apart from the
rest of the dead.On first thought it is easy to
assume that these people, even in death, are so hypocrite
and still refuse to mingle with the rest of the population.
We are wiling to accept you in our society but you refuse to
mix and create your own ghettos, and these ghettos are
shitholes most of the time.
Maybe families want to be buried together, and that's
fine, but to create a cemetery ghetto, that goes too far.
You can bury your family with the rest of the other people.
This is very easy for people to mistake this for an
unwillingness to accept North-American society and un-favors
your acceptance by your own fault.
By having your own burial area separated from the others,
you are auto-segregating yourself and showing that you don't
want to integrate yourself into society. You have segregated
yourself and have no right to complain if you are left out.
I read also that Jews prefer to bury their dead in Jewish
cemeteries, like they are better than everybody else or
something. It's just the same dirty dirt like anywhere else.
when you are buried with other people, you are at least
giving some variety in the tombstones and ornaments for the
people who visit the graveyards, you know, mix it up a
little and not walk and find only the same types of
tombstones in the same place. You have to make the
graveyards entertaining and enjoyable for the visitors.
Fuck man.. cemetery ghettos, when retards never cease to
progress. |
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On
the Vox channel there was a group of TV distributors who
were all bitching that they are losing money because of Bell
Express Vu pirates that steal the satellite signal, and one
of those bitching was Videotron.
Now, Videotron is bitching because of
satellite signal theft? Okay. Apparently they are losing
customers because those customers are leaving Videotron
cable to go to pirate Express Vu signals. I don't think Bell
is complaining, hey, their competitor is losing customers...
they have no reason to complain.
Videotron is urging pirates to turn
in their pirate terminals in exchange of 3 free months of
digital cable TV, or some deal of the sort, I don't remember
the deal exactly. And they want the public to feel bad by
telling them that people are losing their jobs, like show
producers, writers, actors, TV station personal and all that
bullshit, all because of Express Vu pirates.
If you think about it a bit, there
is something wrong about all this. Why the fuck is Videotron
appealing to the public to stop pirating, instead of going
to Bell to find a better system that prevents pirating? Ah
ha.
Logically, if you don't want me to
use any signals that come into my back yard, make sure I
don't have the means to decrypt them. That means, create a
system that is not easily cracked such as the Bell Express
Vu as it is now. And NO, descrambling satellite signals that
you receive at home is not illegal as they want you to
think. Their propaganda on this is too much. Don't believe
it.
It is easier to compel to the
public than to fix the problem at the source isn't it? Much
easier to make the public feel like assholes than to admit
your technology is bad and having to reinvest to redevelop
the shit. Look at StarChoice, their system is almost
unhackable and not many people actually manage to pirate
their signal. I think my point has been proven.
So fuck you, Videotron, and stop
bullshitting us. And fuck all the others that are
complaining about satellite signal theft. You would not lose
your customers if you improved your damned MPEG compression
quality on most of your digital TV channels.
Don't believe the hype. Videotron
is playing you. Fuck you Videotron.
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| There has been too
many people sending mails with Word and PowerPoint documents
that contain joke images. People have been plagued by this
ignorant practice too long. If you need to send joke images
by mail, just attach them to the mail, don't put them in a
DOC or a PPT file. But if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO put your
joke images in Word or PowerPoint documents with your
insignificant comments that we could do without,
ChickenOrFish is providing you with a guide for the proper
method to send DOC and PPT files that you send with your ie-mails.
Please download the following DOC or PPT documents to
understand what you missed when you send DOC and PPT files
in your mails. But download these documents ONLY if you are
a person who sends DOC and PPT files in ie-mails, so the
general population does not know secrets of these people who
send joke mails.
Tutorial on how to send joke images in DOC files by ie-mail
(220k)
Tutorial on how to send joke images in PPT files by ie-mail
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All
you fuckers who play Christmas music on the radio in
November are the ones who make life miserable and induce
violence. Those fucking Christmas songs are made to play in
December you assholes.
It doesn't have to be special events all along the year,
sometimes a month can just be a regular month without the
fucking happy-go-fuck-yourself bullshit music or marketing.
And you can play regular music in December too.
You assholes better take down your Christmas lights this
year after Christmas is over or I'll have to rip them off
and strangle you with them along with those icicles up your
gay ass.
I found a trick that will put an end to this bullshit from
you radio broadcasters. Each week I will visit a different
radio station and I will give you a Clockwork Orange
treatment. When you will be induced to forced vomiting
everytime you hear a Christmas song, I will be a hero to
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| Saturday night I went
downtown to the Club Med World. Admission was 10$ and
usually when you charge 10$ it's because there is something
special going and so we asked why it was ten bucks to get in
that night. We were told that there was bands tonight, it
was a variety of things and a Tam Tam group among others. We
thought that was pretty cool and paid the 10 bucks each and
went in. This was at 11 o'clock or so.
It was announced that in 20 minutes
something was starting, called Les Nuits Sauvages, just as
we entered. We thought that was fun and we were kinda eager
to see what it was. The show came on and we saw some dancers
on the stage with a DJ in the back and they danced for 10
minutes.
For the rest of the night, all
there was was DJ Boring there, spinning crap that wasn't
inspiring me to dance. After a while we go get some drinks
for the little gang and I pay for it all, full price.
When we left I went back to see the
woman at the reception booth and told her that I was
disappointed because she told me that there would be bands,
tam tams.... stuff that sounded really cool and all we got
was 10 minutes of dancers and a really boring DJ. Then she
asks me what time I got in and then she tells me that the
good stuff was at 9 or something, and that the entry fee was
for a promoter of some kind. Then I told her that she should
have told me that when I came in at 11. I also told her that
there were more people fooling around the tables than people
dancing, which means something is wrong with the music, and
charging 10 bucks entry is supposed to get me drinks for a
better price if you're not going to show me anything
interesting or gimme a groove worth shit for my money.
I can go to some places, pay 20
bucks but with the music they play I'm dancing like a
fucking animal. And I don't know what "Les Nuits Sauvages"
stood for, but I didn't see anything remotely wild in what I
experienced that the Club Med World except for the rip-off.
I go see a full 2 hour movie for 10
bucks, not 10 minutes of dancers that practiced in their
living room for 2 weeks and a boring DJ. I can practice
dancing in my living-room for 2 weeks also... but I'm not
going to charge 10 bucks for anyone to see it. For 10 bucks
I get a fucking lap-dance, not lame-dance.
Club Med World really missed it. I
was misinformed, charged 10 bucks for nothing, charged full
price for drinks, for a total of 65$ for 4 people. For 60$ I
go see a fucking show at the Bell Center you morons, and
this Saturday night I got crappy dancers for 10 minutes and
a boring DJ for the rest of the night. I could have asked
for a refund on the entrance fee, but I want you guys to
keep the money and keep the feeling that you ripped me off.
Take a fucking look at what's going on in the club scene.
What you have shown me Saturday night was pretty fucking
lame while charging me up the ass.
I'll go bring my cash somewhere
else where they appreciate their clubbers. Fuck You very
much Club Med World. |
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| I see sometimes
restaurants or stores that put up BIG signs to indicate they
have "New Administration". Who gives a shit? Explain to me
the purpose. It's always the same shitty burgers with the
same price. Don't tell me you have new administration unless
it actually changes something for me. These people are
trying to feel self-important or something and they just
have to show it off. |
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