Notice also that when you see something "Extreme", it is very likely that you will see the word written with the focus on the "X" being bigger than the rest of the word, like this :  "eXtreme". As if it was fucking cool or original when it's only retarded.

Extreme sports kind of lead the way to all this bullshit extreme marketing for things that have nothing to do with anything extreme. Now everything non-extreme is using this marketing and it's totally being pissed on. Basically anything that is extreme now is absolute crap. For all you dipshits fucktards out there that use "eXtreme" bullshit marketing you should be fucking fired to let your place to the people who have marketing originality that doesn't piss off the people.

I sent the link to Discovery via the web so they can read my comments and get some feedback on their retarded programming marketing.

Look at all this other bullshit Extreme advertising:

Apple AirPort Extreme
Extreme Ironing
Extreme Bartending This site actually serious, which is pathetic.
California Extreme Coin-op games festival.
IBM Extreme Blue "mega-internship-turned-technology incubator"
Extreme HTML Optimization
Extreme Halloween
Extreme Auto Trading
Simon Extreme Give me a fucking break. This is the Simon game you played when you were a kid. Nothing extreme about it.
Extreme Funny Humour It'd better be fucking extremely hilarious. It's all ripped stuff anyways.
Intel Extreme Graphics
Extreme Croquet Society
Extreme Petroleum Technology

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I do not understand these cereal commercials that promote regularity. They talk about regularity and I have no fucking clue what the fuck they are talking about. This is what censorship does, you get retarded commercials that have a hard time coming through clearly with what they want to say because they can't come out and say "You shitting good Gary? Is your shit the way you should shit it? Is is the right kind of shitty shit? How many times did you shit today Gary? Do you reach a normal shit quota everyday? How is your shit Gary? Do you have your shit together? Answer me before I break your shit.".

Now, I don't even know what "regularity" is supposed to mean in cereal commercials, so I'll assume that "regularity" means that you shit a normal amount of times a day, with that same number of shits being constant throughout the period it is they use to count shits, and that your shit should be the right kind of shitty shit.

What is the importance of being regular? Does it really make a difference if you shit one day at 9am and the next day at 3pm?

What is wrong with being non-regular? Wouldn't being non-regular make you stand out as an individual amongst all these people that shit regular? Do you really want to be just plain regular?

Maybe being regular makes you a regular customer to the toilet, and by consequence a regular customer to the convenience store to get toilet paper.

I think I understand now. Shit!

What you are seeing here is a Vietnamese cemetery ghetto. It is a cemetery where an ethnic group has it's own area separate from the bunches of dead people from other ethnic groups. This means that the Vietnamese are buried apart from the rest of the dead.

On first thought it is easy to assume that these people, even in death, are so hypocrite and still refuse to mingle with the rest of the population. We are wiling to accept you in our society but you refuse to mix and create your own ghettos, and these ghettos are shitholes most of the time.

Maybe families want to be buried together, and that's fine, but to create a cemetery ghetto, that goes too far. You can bury your family with the rest of the other people. This is very easy for people to mistake this for an unwillingness to accept North-American society and un-favors your acceptance by your own fault.

By having your own burial area separated from the others, you are auto-segregating yourself and showing that you don't want to integrate yourself into society. You have segregated yourself and have no right to complain if you are left out.

I read also that Jews prefer to bury their dead in Jewish cemeteries, like they are better than everybody else or something. It's just the same dirty dirt like anywhere else.

when you are buried with other people, you are at least giving some variety in the tombstones and ornaments for the people who visit the graveyards, you know, mix it up a little and not walk and find only the same types of tombstones in the same place. You have to make the graveyards entertaining and enjoyable for the visitors.

Fuck man.. cemetery ghettos, when retards never cease to progress.

I had gotten used to their daily coverage of all 3 days of Rally over the week-end when there is an event. They usually show an hour of Rally each day of the week-end, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, for a total of 3 hours of Rally coverage during an event.

It appears that SpeedTV changed the way they cover the WRC in 2003. Now, they only show 2 hours on the next Thursday following the event. What a fuckin jip! I have to wait 4 days now to see what happened during the whole week-end! It really sucks big cock.

But it's not surprising on the part of SpeedTV... they want to show more brain-dead NASCAR... what a fuckin waste of air time that NASCAR. They are hardly promoting WRC Rally this way. But it's natural.... SpeedTV is now owned by FOX and the head of FOX is a good friend of the Bushes, so it's normal for him to help the government in dumbing down Americans by pushing NASCAR, NASCAR and more NASCAR before any other motor sport. Let's face it... NASCAR is fuckin boring and certainly does not promote anything challenging or even interesting for the mind compared to Rallying.

SpeedTV, you fucking fuck-faces, that Thursday coverage better fuckin rock me unlike before or I'll fuckin kick your ass.

This is update on my original rant about Shania Twain.... did you see that sacrilege that she has perpetrated at the Super Bowl? She fucking lip-synced again, just like at the Grey Cup!!!! That stupid cash whore!!!!! No Doubt and Sting had the decency to actually sing for real, because that's what they are PAID for!!! I wanna rip that microphone out of her hands and ram it up her cash-slut asss. I don't know how much she got paid to sing at the Super Bowl, but it's probably much more than the 100 thousand that she got for the Grey Cup... and that's WAY WAY WAY too much if you're not going to even sing fo real.... cash bitch. For a 100 grand, I'll even stick the football up my ass, because that's a lot of money. Continue reading below if you didn't read my previous ranting about that idiot whore.

Shania Twain don't impress me much. Let's talk about this cunt, we've had this rant brewing for a few years.

Your stupid song "If you're not in it for love" (or whatever the fuck it is), if you're not gonna give the guy a chance to even give you an occasional orgasm, you better get the fuck outta here, cunt. I take personal offense to that because I'm always in it for love. It's like as if all men are dogs. if you don't know how to meet people, don't go out you cunt.

Your stupid song "That don't impress me much". The guy in the video comes up to her with damned beautiful horse, and it ain't impressin' you much?..... you idiot. Don't you think that if the guy's horse is that beautiful he'd be able to take good care of the animal that you are? You country singer bitches don't like horses?

"that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night" Fuck man, what will? A gas heater? The guy is a warm body! 37 degrees Celsius just like everybody else! And a horse! You know how hot a horse is? You're a country bitch, you've had your share of horse cock, you know how hot a horse is. Don't tell me it won't keep you warm in the middle of the night, cunt.

"Ok, so you're Brad Pitt" Do you at least realize who that is? You at least realize how every man wants to be like him? You could at least bang him for us to realize our twisted fantasies, and at MINIMUM fuck him for all women alive to realize THEIR fantasies for them.

You complain about guys who kiss their cars goodnight. You better start going out and accept life as it really is. Life ain't a stupid song, all guys kiss their cars and computers good night. Get used to it, cunt.

Nothing impresses you much but manage to sleep with guys that are not in it for love. This is a sign indicating that you are psycho or have some serious affection disorders.

What I hate is that in an interview you said that you don't want to use your beauty, your body or your sexuality to get ratings or to gain popularity. If you really mean that, then stop wearing your fucking hot pants an mini-skirts, quasi-transparent shirts and underwear that just give me fuckin' urges to fuck you right on stage through my TV.

And your latest video "I'm gonna get ya good". What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck do high-tech motorcycles and flying robots have to do with your brain-dead song? Too much of a cunt to come with an original idea for a video clip? Instead you come up with shit that's been already done?

And your latest insult, you bitch, you get paid a hundred thousand bucks to sing at the Grey Cup, and you manage to lip sync it, badly? Listen bitch, if I was paid that much money, I would sing a full concert, sign all required autographs until there were none, and shake the hands of all attendees, personally. Because, to me, that's a minimum a hundred thousand dollars are worth, not a rip-off badly executed lip-sync.

You know why you have to remix your songs into a dance style? You know that otherwise your country songs wouldn't make you popular in their original form because no one would listen to them. You know why? Because people hate Country, because Country music sucks my cock. Cunt.

Hey.. Shania Twain is a cunt. What is she gonna do? She's only a cunt, she can't help it. Cunt.

Male sex actors should really shut the fuck up when they are being filmed for a porn movie.

I'm hearing the girl scream and moan and shit and I'm really getting excited by the movie, my dick is really hard... and then the guy has to open his fucking mouth and fuck up the movie. Fuck.

Hey asshole! You're making my dick soft and I can't get myself to come when I hear your lame dialog.

You can talk once is a while but you're talking all the time and it's really fucking with me.

Just shut up and let me hear the girl, fuckface.

One particular sex scene that fucks with me is in Sex Toys 6, the first sex act.... fuck that guy is annoying.

You know, after 30 years of mainstream porn movies, I seriously doubt that they will somehow come up with any dialog any more original than they have ever done in 30 years, so I say the male actors should shut the fuck up.

On the Vox channel there was a group of TV distributors who were all bitching that they are losing money because of Bell Express Vu pirates that steal the satellite signal, and one of those bitching was Videotron.

Now, Videotron is bitching because of satellite signal theft? Okay. Apparently they are losing customers because those customers are leaving Videotron cable to go to pirate Express Vu signals. I don't think Bell is complaining, hey, their competitor is losing customers... they have no reason to complain.

Videotron is urging pirates to turn in their pirate terminals in exchange of 3 free months of digital cable TV, or some deal of the sort, I don't remember the deal exactly. And they want the public to feel bad by telling them that people are losing their jobs, like show producers, writers, actors, TV station personal and all that bullshit, all because of Express Vu pirates.

If you think about it a bit, there is something wrong about all this. Why the fuck is Videotron appealing to the public to stop pirating, instead of going to Bell to find a better system that prevents pirating? Ah ha.

Logically, if you don't want me to use any signals that come into my back yard, make sure I don't have the means to decrypt them. That means, create a system that is not easily cracked such as the Bell Express Vu as it is now. And NO, descrambling satellite signals that you receive at home is not illegal as they want you to think. Their propaganda on this is too much. Don't believe it.

It is easier to compel to the public than to fix the problem at the source isn't it? Much easier to make the public feel like assholes than to admit your technology is bad and having to reinvest to redevelop the shit. Look at StarChoice, their system is almost unhackable and not many people actually manage to pirate their signal. I think my point has been proven.

So fuck you, Videotron, and stop bullshitting us. And fuck all the others that are complaining about satellite signal theft. You would not lose your customers if you improved your damned MPEG compression quality on most of your digital TV channels.

Don't believe the hype. Videotron is playing you. Fuck you Videotron.

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It was announced that in 20 minutes something was starting, called Les Nuits Sauvages, just as we entered. We thought that was fun and we were kinda eager to see what it was. The show came on and we saw some dancers on the stage with a DJ in the back and they danced for 10 minutes.

For the rest of the night, all there was was DJ Boring there, spinning crap that wasn't inspiring me to dance. After a while we go get some drinks for the little gang and I pay for it all, full price.

When we left I went back to see the woman at the reception booth and told her that I was disappointed because she told me that there would be bands, tam tams.... stuff that sounded really cool and all we got was 10 minutes of dancers and a really boring DJ. Then she asks me what time I got in and then she tells me that the good stuff was at 9 or something, and that the entry fee was for a promoter of some kind. Then I told her that she should have told me that when I came in at 11. I also told her that there were more people fooling around the tables than people dancing, which means something is wrong with the music,  and charging 10 bucks entry is supposed to get me drinks for a better price if you're not going to show me anything interesting or gimme a  groove worth shit for my money.

I can go to some places, pay 20 bucks but with the music they play I'm dancing like a fucking animal. And I don't know what "Les Nuits Sauvages" stood for, but I didn't see anything remotely wild in what I experienced that the Club Med World except for the rip-off.

I go see a full 2 hour movie for 10 bucks, not 10 minutes of dancers that practiced in their living room for 2 weeks and a boring DJ. I can practice dancing in my living-room for 2 weeks also... but I'm not going to charge 10 bucks for anyone to see it. For 10 bucks I get a fucking lap-dance, not lame-dance.

Club Med World really missed it. I was misinformed, charged 10 bucks for nothing, charged full price for drinks, for a total of 65$ for 4 people. For 60$ I go see a fucking show at the Bell Center you morons, and this Saturday night I got crappy dancers for 10 minutes and a boring DJ for the rest of the night. I could have asked for a refund on the entrance fee, but I want you guys to keep the money and keep the feeling that you ripped me off. Take a fucking look at what's going on in the club scene. What you have shown me Saturday night was pretty fucking lame while charging me up the ass.

I'll go bring my cash somewhere else where they appreciate their clubbers. Fuck You very much Club Med World.