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Chicken or Fish is a world government project with it's
specific goal unknown even to us, the creators of this
project, although we suspect this world government to
actually be controlled by us, the creators of Chicken
or Fish, but we are still unsure. We are in the process
of discovering this truth and this is why we have created
Chicken or Fish to find out. Don't try to understand
this concept, we don't understand it ourselves, so don't
worry, but Chicken or Fish will help us find out.
Chicken or Fish has one
of it's defined goals as to bring humour to the internet
for an ultimate purpose once again unknown from us.
Although we have been mandated to bring humour to the
internet we also are under orders not to be THAT funny
in order not to draw too much attention to this secret
project. Too many questions are not good, so we order
you not to ask that many or we'll have to break your
shit. We'd like to get some hits, but not THAT many.
The project must remain low-key so it won't be thwarted
by our enemies, imaginary or not, if we even have any.
We don't know. But this web site will help us find that
out.
If you wish to help advance
the goals of Chicken or Fish, one option available to
you is to send us easy to care for domestic plants.
Freshly oxygenated headquarters are always a good thing
since our brains need it, especially with all this crazy
shit they come up with. Help us to help ourselves.
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